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eh, nothing too interesting to say here. My ex Leslie wrote to me ( I swear I hear more from her now than when I was dating her....) and she complained that I'd forgotten our one year anniversary..... and that she misses my humor and wants to know if the 'old me' is still there. Uhhhh, yeah but not for you, you fucking stabbed me in the back ya know. I don't think I've made this clear enough: I carry grudges.
In other news, I finally found that damn Patrick Bateman action figure (about damn time too).... so I celebrated with a screening of the uncut version of American Psycho (and am rereading the book too), good times oh yes.
Not much else
July 14 2005, 20:07:42 UTC 6 years ago
Oh, I have a funny story! One time the clones weren't all dead, and didn't like the fire too much, but it was too late by that point and they fused together, creating this giant mutant charred ball of flesh. I used all the shotgun rounds I had in the house, but the sucker still was alive and trying to eat the dog, so I had to call up my friends from Dimension W. They had a neurolizing inhibitor that they kept stored in Dimension Z and we used that to remove the collective brain that had formed inside the monstrosity. Oh boy, we had a good laugh about that one! :D
R.I.P. Fluffy, by the way. :(
July 14 2005, 22:44:08 UTC 6 years ago
but in repsonse to your clone kills, well I don't know exactly how many rounds it takes to kill a mound o' dead clones but I do know it takes exactly 36 rounds to kill the Grimace. But there is no known method of killing the Burger Kin,g, the man is pure concentrated evil I tell you. Hell my toaster still isn't the same after he checked it last time for me.